Dear God,
It’s me again. Just thought I’d send you a message with an awesome thought I had.
You know all those wars we’ve had? And all the times drug gangs have gun fights with each other in public? I don’t want to sound as though I don’t appreciate your work but I don’t think they were great ideas really.
Now wouldn’t the world be a better place if we had more dance offs. Picture it: two rival gangs come face to face in Trafalgar Square. They eye each other up and form parallel lines. They then take it in turns to “show off their moves” to a happy audience of civillians. Different gangs could focus on different styles of dance, some breaking it down with some hip-hop moves, some gracing the pavement with a bit of ballroom and the social elite would jump up and down waving their dyed-black hair around like a wet dog. It would be magnificent!
Better still is war. Is a country pissing you off? Why not send a team of highly trained dancers to “fight” your battles.
“We shall go on to the end, we shall dance in France, we shall dance on the seas and oceans, we shall dance with growing confidence and growing strength in the air, we shall defend our Island, whatever the cost may be, we shall dance on the beaches, we shall dance on the landing grounds, we shall dance in the fields and in the streets, we shall dance in the hills; we shall never surrender,”- Winston Churchill (sort of).
I understand that technically speaking you’ve been on leave since a few Sundays ago but it might be something worth looking into, thanks for your time.
McAsh
This man clearly agrees.
