Very tired.
Splitting headache.
Blocked nose.
Perfect time to spend an hour trying to rotate myself around a plastic boat?
Hell no.
Yesterday I went kayaking. I wasn’t expecting it to be fun and my expectations were not let down. We had to do a thing called an eskimo-roll. This involves flipping your boat over so that your face is in the water. At this point you’ve got to flick your hips, wave your paddle in the perfect direction and shout/gargle “Eskimo, eskimo, perform me your roll.”
The teacher was very kind, he said that I could do it, but I did everything wrong. Harsh but fair I’d say.
