I love winter. It’s so exciting to see frozen water falling from the sky. There’s nothing like having your face numbed by the cold. It’s great. It started snowing in maths today. Everyone was really excited including me. I thought to myself: “Is there anything better than frozen testicles?” I couldn’t think of anything.
Some of the kids on the way home were catching snowflakes in their little mouths. I felt I was too old to do this, which was a pity as I love drinking rain water and it’s always good having a cold tongue.
The best thing about winter is all the awesome car crashes. Man, I love it when loads of people die because of icy roads. I wonder why that isn’t in the song by Felix Bernard.
Bah humbug.
EDIT: Car crashes are not funny. I am not a fan of car crashes in any way. Ice sucks.
