Start of Year 7- Got a locker
End of Year 8- Locker Destroyed
Start of Year 9- Decide to get new locker.
Today- Got a new locker.
I suck at organising stuff. It’s taken me two years to get this locker. I asked Mr Taylor for one about a month ago. He told me to see him at the beginning of lunch the next day.
I forgot.
Two days later I went to see him at the start of lunch but he wasn’t there.
Forgot about it again.
Asked him today and he gave me an Callum keys for neighbouring lockers. Unfortunately mine didn’t work. So I went back with a different key. I was excited to see that this one did work so it was with glee that I opened the door and revealed a towel, pair of football boots and an oddly coloured anorak. I consulted Mr Taylor on these and he said that they would have been there for at least three years.
Smells a bit.
But at least I won’t get any more back problems (although demanding back rubs from people can be fun).
The key from my previous locker struck interest with Pete. He’s had an obsession with creating a master-locker key. He has analised and drawn the master key at least a dozen times and has even left his PE kit in his locker on purpose to get a look at it. He wants to edit mine to create his own master key.
Reasons for wanting to create a master key
1. Steal stuff from people’s lockers.
2. See above
Pete’s morals are extreme though. He won’t steal anything. But some people will. And if you’re happy to steal an MP3 Player from a locker you won’t find any problems stealing a key from Pete.
Get a new, safer, hobby. Start a dance off?

