My Beret. Or how to create a huge uproar in school with minimum effort - 9:32 pm - 08-12-2005

I wore a beret to school today. The first person I came into contact with asked me if I was going continental.
Five people requested to try it on.
One girl who I did not know looked as if I had shot her.
Another girl I did not know saw me on the way home and randomly told me that she liked it. She was a nice girl.
Best of all was tutor set:

Dan Cosgrave: Oh my God. What is that on your head?
McAsh: My Beret.
Dan Cosgrave: Oh my God. Are you French?
McAsh: No.
Dan: You must be. You’re wearing a French hat!
Mr Stevens: My shoes are Italian. That doesn’t make me Italian.
Dan: He’s not allowed a hat in school!
Mr Stevens: Yes he is.
Dan: Look in the planner. “Baseball caps are not permitted in or journeying to and from school.”
McAsh: It’s not a baseball cap though is it?