Today we had an assembly with Mr Whiteley. I wouldn’t say that it was any worse than usual but I’ve decided to blog it anyway. (So Pete can fuck off with his dying-blogring paranoia. Haha.)
Firstly he showed us some “clips from a TV show you will probably know quite well”. This turned out to be an advert for Friends Season 3 box set. I watched as the six useless American idiots made predictable jokes and danced around generally looking ridiculous. My teeth began to grind but the video finished before I got my knife out.
He then moved on to telling us that friends are important in life. He said that some friends don’t last as long as others (really?) and that we should try to stay friends with people as long as possible after school (good idea!). He even gave us some tips:
“Don’t be mean.”
“Say sorry.”
“Forgive your mates.”
Thanks to Mr Whiteley I will never lose a friend again!
This entry took a tad too long because I was sidetracked my a copy of ElleGirl. I spent the best part of five minutes looking for the problem pages but they were all boring. The cheek!
EDIT: Sorry, I forgot… he also reminded us that uniform is more important than education, not like we haven’t been told that recently.
