1. It’s only teenage wasteland Baba O’Reilly- The Who
2. I hope I die before I get old My Generation- The Who
3. Roll Over Beethoven Roll Over Beethoven- Chuck Berry
4. I can’t get no satisfaction (I Can’t Get No) Satisfaction- The Rolling Stones
5. The day the music died American Pie- Don McLean
More extracts from the NAGTY forums. These are all taken from a post on love.
It’s one of those chemical things involving serotonin and all that, apparently. I’ve also heard it described as a state in which you fantasise obsessively about receiving affection from another person. I would be more accurate about this if I could remember anything I’d ever read or seen on TV.
Sorry for taking this conversation seriously.
Tomato
Love is just a word we use to try and justify our existance and our dependence on other people. Just like everything else in our sad little lives.
Have fun people.
“love is a fickle thing…”
no it isn’t,god loves you and whatever you do,whether you murder or sin or anything like that, god’s love with never falter or fade
love is evil
ummmmmmm apparently…….
looks around shiftily, i hope my friends didn’t here that
Religion says it best.
1 Corinthians 13:4
4 Love suffereth long, and is kind; Love envieth not; Love vaunteth not itself, is not puffed up, 5 Doth not behave itself unseemly, seeketh not her own, is not easily provoked, thinketh no evil; 6 Rejoiceth not in iniquity, but rejoiceth in the truth; 7 Beareth all things, believeth all things, hopeth all things, endureth all things.
“Ok. I love you all unconditionally, even cesca.
Yay!”
I am loved by someone starts to smile, then stops and sighs
There is no piont. sighs again, and leaves
I am not loved, and i never will be.
Vampireunloved, uncared for
love?! It’s nothing more than a defect in the brain. I clouds the vision and eliminates all good judgement. Love is a disease that destroys the life of its host. Unless you are talking about loving Great Britain, which is great- Go Great Britain!
Italian researchers worked out the protein type thing that happens when you are first ‘in love’ wears off after about a year.
Love’s a lie
I’ve got a long list of lies somewhere… Faith’s on there somewhere too…
meh
i was talking to my mam today and she said love in our age CAN happen, but it doesnt mean it’s right
penguin x
yes,i AM obsessed
Give thanks to the lord,
our god and king,
His love endures forever.
for he is good,
he is above all things,
his love endures forever.
sing praise,sing praise
with a mighty hand,
and an outstretched arm,
his love endures forever.
by the grace of god,
we will carry on,
his love endures forever.
sing praise,sing praise,
sing praise,sing praise.
forever god is faithful,forever god is strong,forever god is with us,forever
one of my fave songs 
mat
Yesterday it was my birthday, and a jolly good one it was too.
My friends are all amazing, but to be honest, in previous years my birthdays have not been moments of glory for them. A lot of this was down to chance and circumstances, but even so it made this one all the better.
Glyn recognised this and about six months ago vowed to make my 16th birthday my best ever.
I went to school and to my first lesson (French). Sophie Bullock had written me a card. It was clear that she had put a lot of thought into my card, as it said something on it that I tend to say quite frequently.
2nd period Callum, Glyn and Pete told me that I would be given my present at break and that it was awesome. I eagerly waited for break, where we all went outside the drama block (Glyn, Pete, Callum, John F, John G, Sophie Bullock, Jade, Travis and I) and Glyn handed me the gifts from Pete, Callum, John F and himself. Needless to say they were indeed awesome. (Smash bros. clock!)
Period 3, John G made me a lovely card.
Period 5, I spent the first of my newly aquired (ex-textiles) free periods in the drama block. Harnan told me to light the Junior Arts Academy performance. Baring in mind it was my first time on the lighting desk, I thought I did ok.
I was supposed to go to Drama Academy after school, but the Junior performance didn’t finish until 5. However, I did have a short break, in which Sophie Bullock (accompanied by Smellerby) gave me a birthday cake, candles and all. It was amazing.
And then today when I got home I had emails saying I had 4 MySpace comments! This is quite impressive, seeing that it normally takes around 3 months for me to get that many. So I was very chuffed.
Also today, Soph and Suz made me a card, and John G a present.
This whole thing probably doesn’t sound very interesting, but overall this birthday has been the best I can remember. So, here’s a thanks to all my friends, especially Glyn who kept his promise. =P
Yawn. It’s 1946 and I’m quite tired.
Wednesday 15th March
John, Dave (Perry) and myself went to see The Mighty Boosh Live! It was amazing. I think that the stories in the TV show can be pretty rubbish, but this one was amazing. It used many more dramatical/literary conventions such as the use of foretelling.
Afterwards I slept at John’s house, which was awesome.
Thursday 16th March
Our Drama is really coming along. We’ve made huge progressions over the last week and a half. We’ve now done 2 of the dances and almost finished the script. When the script’s done I’ll pop it onto here.
Charlotte and I had a dance lesson today. We were doing the waltz. We pieced together all the bits from previous weeks to make an awesome set of movements. I was impressed.
Friday 17th March
4th Period, Heather invited me to her house for the evening. After school I had RE (wicked!) and then Pete and I met with Lauren, Travis and John. They all had to hang around for a bit before they could get home, so I invited them back to mine.
Everyone left and I watched Peep Show (second series- Lauren lent it me) while I waited for it to be time to meet Lauren and Travis at the Chinese takeaway.
1900 we all went to the Chinese to pick up all the food for Heather’s. We stood and tested Teresa on the prices and numbers of the items on the menu while spending half an hour waiting for our food. We said goodbye and left with our food.
1945 arrived at Heather’s and began eating. Everyone was there already: Tom Moreland, John Fenton, John Riley and of course Heather. We listened to music, then John (Fenton) downloaded some nasty porn, so we all had a laugh watching that. We then watched Hustle which was awesome. Then we put Sin City on.
By 1130 everyone had left except me and Heather (who was asleep). I woke her up to tell her everyone had gone and she curled into a ball. She then wandered off to the toilet, and then into bed. I followed her and asked her to get out, as I didn’t want to be alone in her house. She refused.
So I…
Saturday 18th March
…went outside to wait for my taxi. In the cold. I listened to Yes while I waited. I was nearing the end of Close to the Edge (15 minutes in) when the taxi arrived. After five minutes down the journey he asked me if I was Heather. I said I was not but that she had booked my taxi.
Home. Sleep.
I woke up and pottered around. I went to my dad’s for a couple of hours and finished Peep Show.
John came over at around 6. We played SSBM for a bit and Dave (Perry) came over. We played a bit more and ate poached eggs and chips. When I started to completely thrash John he decided we should go. So I rang Glyn to say we were on our way and off we went.
We arrived at the party. James FT was a rasta, he looked hilarious. John laughed at him for what seemed like forever. Glyn and I went to Pete’s to collect him and Callum. They came with us and we headed back.
The party was alright, John, Dave, Glyn, Emily Girton and I spent a lot of time in the toilets laughing amongst ourselves.
Then a lady came to kick us all out. It took a while but eventually we all left and began a long journey through Whatton and Aslockton finally arriving at…
Sunday 19th March
…Pete’s house. Pete, Glyn, Callum, John, Will and I stayed over. Will found some cupcakes and a bowl of icing mixed with chocolate chips which we ate with vigour.
And then we slept.
Woke up this morning and played video games. I had 2 eggs for breakfast and a pain au chocolat. Glyn and I got a lift back with John and his mother. I got back home and did some work for my aunt and chatted to people on MSN (mainly Leggy).
That pretty much brings us up to here: 2034.
G’night.
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ATM, the DLPWD blogging engine doesn’t have a profile system (maybe later eh Dave?) so this is a home made profile for my DLPWD account.
General
Name: You can call me McAsh…or Almighty
Date of Birth: I was born Thursday the 22nd of March 1990. This day is generally considered to be when the planet really started to get going.
Hobbies: I do ballroom and latin dancing every Thursday with my good friend Charlotte. On Wednesday nights I participate in a drama group based at my school.
I think I play Super Smash Bros. Melee with Pete, Glyn, John and Callum far too much for my own good.
In my spare time I enjoy creative writing (prose, mainly dramatical). Click here for some examples of projects I am working on or have been previously.
I used to go to the gym but I gave up for reasons connected to my psychological and emotional well-being.
Oh, I also enjoy blogging
Subjects of Interest: I’m quite interested in philosophy and enjoy having philosophical debates with Pete, or anyone who is (unfortunate enough) around when I want to have one.
I am very interested in politics. According to the Political Compass my politics were:
Economic Left/Right: -9.13
Social Libertarian/Authoritarian: -6.72
on the 14th of March 2006, when I created this post. Now, on the 30th of May 2006 they have changed to:
Economic Left/Right: -9.63
Social Libertarian/Authoritarian: -6.36.
I don’t however put much value to those numbers.
I enjoy anthropology very much and am considering taking it at university, possibly with the aim to become an anthropologist in the future.
Media
Music- Tracks I’ve Listened to Recently 
Music- Favourite Artists: 
Music- Favourite Tracks: 
Music- Artists I’ve Been Listening to This Week: 
Music- Tracks I’ve Been Listening to This Week: 
Favourite Films:
Lion King
Brokeback Mountain
American Beauty
Love Actually
Anchorman
Romeo and Juliet
Pulp Fiction
Yellow Submarine
Sin City
Garden State
Favourite TV Shows:
Spaced
The Office
Jeeves and Wooster
Buffy the Vampire Slayer
Sugar Rush (who put that there?)
Coupling
Mighty Boosh
My Family
Peep Show
Extras
Magic Roundabout
Favourite Books:
A Primate’s Memoir- Robert Sapolsky
David Copperfield- Charles Dickens
High Fidelity- Nick Hornby
Sophie’s World- Jostein Gaarder
Yes Man- Danny Wallace
Books I want to finish eventually:
An Introduction to Mathematical Philosophy- Bertrand Russell
Here is a real-life conversation I had with a real-life idiot, just this evening.
All the names have been changed.
Eugine says:
hello
Eugine says:
im Eugine Baxton
Eugine says:
hu is this
http://mcash.dlpwd.co.uk Disco Inferno! says:
mcash
Eugine says:
ooooo#
Eugine says:
i know u
Eugine says:
kinda
Eugine says:
well
http://mcash.dlpwd.co.uk Disco Inferno! says:
indeed
Eugine says:
have a nice we?
http://mcash.dlpwd.co.uk Disco Inferno! says:
yeah ta, you?
Eugine says:
yeh it was goooooood
Eugine says:
weny boarding
Eugine says:
on holidfay last week
Eugine says:
in half term
http://mcash.dlpwd.co.uk Disco Inferno! says:
pleased to hear it
Eugine says:
so then
Eugine says:
like my rocket?
http://mcash.dlpwd.co.uk Disco Inferno! says:
it’s alright, can’t say i’ve seen any better today
Eugine says:
aaargh is really annoyng
Eugine says:
people
Eugine says:
keep talking yo me and i dont know hu they aRE
http://mcash.dlpwd.co.uk Disco Inferno! says:
have you tried asking them?
Eugine says:
yes
Eugine says:
and they are all hu r uuuu
Eugine says:
and uim all read the addy dumbasss
http://mcash.dlpwd.co.uk Disco Inferno! says:
you can catch more flies with honey than with vinegar
Eugine says:
no u cant ive tried both
Eugine says:
its acrtually far easier with a mop
http://mcash.dlpwd.co.uk Disco Inferno! says:
cunning
Eugine says:
hehe
Eugine says:
ur astrange lady
http://mcash.dlpwd.co.uk Disco Inferno! says:
yeah
Eugine says:
hud u fancy?
http://mcash.dlpwd.co.uk Disco Inferno! says:
no one at the moment
Eugine says:
i know some 1 hu likes u
http://mcash.dlpwd.co.uk Disco Inferno! says:
that’s nice
Eugine says:
dontch u wanna no hu it is
Eugine says:
shes real pretty
Eugine says:
its not me#
Eugine says:
obviously cos of the eyebrows
http://mcash.dlpwd.co.uk Disco Inferno! says:
eyebrows?
Eugine says:
havent u seen my eyebrows
Eugine says:
they are HUGE
http://mcash.dlpwd.co.uk Disco Inferno! says:
oh ok
http://mcash.dlpwd.co.uk Disco Inferno! says:
sorry, i havent noticed
Eugine says:
i like ur new haircut james asworth-mvlintock
Eugine says:
so this girl hu likesu
http://mcash.dlpwd.co.uk Disco Inferno! says:
thank you very much
Eugine says:
shes one of my frinds
http://mcash.dlpwd.co.uk Disco Inferno! says:
i guessed
Eugine says:
guess hu
http://mcash.dlpwd.co.uk Disco Inferno! says:
i have no idea, i don’t even know who your friends are
Eugine says:
fred does
Eugine says:
huu askig 2 prom
http://mcash.dlpwd.co.uk Disco Inferno! says:
fred does what?
http://mcash.dlpwd.co.uk Disco Inferno! says:
i’m going with rose cooper
Eugine says:
as like romantic or mates?
http://mcash.dlpwd.co.uk Disco Inferno! says:
mates
Eugine says:
im going with stan munter ass sexual partners
Eugine says:
hes buying me underwear u know
Eugine says:
i bnought him a leopard thong
Eugine says:
he looks real good
http://mcash.dlpwd.co.uk Disco Inferno! says:
i’m pleased to hear it
Eugine says:
would u liek 2 see a pic
http://mcash.dlpwd.co.uk Disco Inferno! says:
not in the slightest
Eugine says:
y not
Eugine says:
fine specuiman of a MAN
http://mcash.dlpwd.co.uk Disco Inferno! says:
i’m sure he is, but even so. i think i will do without
Eugine says:
but u sed u were pleased to hear it, y wouldnt u be pleased to see it
http://mcash.dlpwd.co.uk Disco Inferno! says:
that’s not terribly logical really is it?
Eugine says:
well anyway this girl hu likes u is far prettier then rose
http://mcash.dlpwd.co.uk Disco Inferno! says:
good for her
Eugine says:
dya go for loks
http://mcash.dlpwd.co.uk Disco Inferno! says:
they aren’t the most important things in the world
http://mcash.dlpwd.co.uk Disco Inferno! says:
but they are preferable
Eugine says:
TYPICAL MAN
http://mcash.dlpwd.co.uk Disco Inferno! says:
am i?
Eugine says:
dya no how depressing it is to beufly
http://mcash.dlpwd.co.uk Disco Inferno! says:
no
Eugine says:
yes judgin woman on their looks
Eugine says:
TYPICAL
Eugine says:
its not easy being nopt pretty#
http://mcash.dlpwd.co.uk Disco Inferno! says:
that isnt really what i said is it?
Eugine says:
u know
http://mcash.dlpwd.co.uk Disco Inferno! says:
no, i suppose not
Eugine says:
are you agreeing that im ugly
Eugine says:
and that u dont know what its liek because U are pretty?
Eugine says:
is that whatb uir saying>?
http://mcash.dlpwd.co.uk Disco Inferno! says:
wow, how unpredictable this is
Eugine says:
im saucy
http://mcash.dlpwd.co.uk Disco Inferno! says:
but unfortunately, i was sure not to imply either of those things
Eugine says:
u sadi and i quote her
Eugine says:
i sup[pose not
http://mcash.dlpwd.co.uk Disco Inferno! says:
in which i was saying i suppose it isn't easy not being pretty
http://mcash.dlpwd.co.uk Disco Inferno! says:
which doesn't involve your "prettiness" in the slightest
Eugine says:
but ui dont nkow cos u are pretty?
Eugine says:
so u think ium pretty then?
http://mcash.dlpwd.co.uk Disco Inferno! says:
you're very pretty
Eugine says:
yeh right uve obviously not seenme eyebrows
Eugine says:
i tell u
Eugine says:
its like to fat hairy cateroillars are sitting onm e
Eugine says:
head
Eugine says:
and sometimes its just the 1 caterpillar
http://mcash.dlpwd.co.uk Disco Inferno! says:
oh dear
Eugine says:
yep yeop yep
Eugine says:
i actually look like a man#
Eugine says:
thats why godfrey tolters fancies me
http://mcash.dlpwd.co.uk Disco Inferno! says:
i havent noticed this
Eugine says:
do u know what i lok like
http://mcash.dlpwd.co.uk Disco Inferno! says:
i know who you are
Eugine says:
fays well petty
Eugine says:
its really hard being her friend
Eugine says:
getting compared and everything
Eugine says:
dontcha think?
http://mcash.dlpwd.co.uk Disco Inferno! says:
being compared is never fun
Eugine says:
especially to her
http://mcash.dlpwd.co.uk Disco Inferno! says:
why is that?
Eugine says:
sh
Eugine says:
es weell pretty
Eugine says:
have u seen
http://mcash.dlpwd.co.uk Disco Inferno! says:
yeah, fred used to like her
Eugine says:
like what u saw?
http://mcash.dlpwd.co.uk Disco Inferno! says:
she's quite attractive
Eugine says:
hmmmmm
Eugine says:
I KNOW!!!!
Eugine says:
no need to rub it in my manface
http://mcash.dlpwd.co.uk Disco Inferno! says:
you did ask
Eugine says:
ok
Eugine says:
ill give u 12
http://mcash.dlpwd.co.uk Disco Inferno! says:
12 what?
Eugine says:
minutes
Eugine says:
to explain yourself
http://mcash.dlpwd.co.uk Disco Inferno! says:
to explain myself?
Eugine says:
thats right mister
Eugine says:
give me 12 reasons why u think im pretty
Eugine says:
shoot!
http://mcash.dlpwd.co.uk Disco Inferno! says:
why would i want to do that?
Eugine says:
tp prove ur not lying
Eugine says:
shoot]#
http://mcash.dlpwd.co.uk Disco Inferno! says:
to prove i’m not lying about what?
Eugine says:
u sed im pretty
Eugine says:
say why
Eugine says:
now
Eugine says:
ono more excuses
Eugine says:
or delays
http://mcash.dlpwd.co.uk Disco Inferno! says:
i don’t want to prove i’m not lying… i don’t care in the slightest whether you believe me or not
Eugine says:
well youve hurt my feelings now
Eugine winks:
Play “Water Balloon”
Eugine winks:
Play “Kiss”
Eugine winks:
Play “Knock”
http://mcash.dlpwd.co.uk Disco Inferno! says:
sorry
Eugine winks:
Play “Kiss”
Eugine says:
u r a true genytlem y
http://mcash.dlpwd.co.uk Disco Inferno! says:
thanks
Eugine says:
poop
Eugine says:
goes my bottom
http://mcash.dlpwd.co.uk Disco Inferno! says:
wicked
Eugine says:
dou want me to send u a picture?
http://mcash.dlpwd.co.uk Disco Inferno! says:
of what?
Eugine says:
the offer on the thong is still available
Eugine says:
my bottom going poop
http://mcash.dlpwd.co.uk Disco Inferno! says:
nope
Eugine says:
aah#
Eugine says:
saucy
Eugine winks:
Play “Bow”
Eugine says:
sh
Eugine says:
where have u gonwe
Eugine says:
im bored
http://mcash.dlpwd.co.uk Disco Inferno! says:
nowhere
http://mcash.dlpwd.co.uk Disco Inferno! says:
bad luck
Eugine says:
o like that si it
Eugine says:
whats bad luck
http://mcash.dlpwd.co.uk Disco Inferno! says:
that you feel bored
Eugine says:
o
Eugine says:
entertain me
http://mcash.dlpwd.co.uk Disco Inferno! says:
i really can’t be bothered
http://mcash.dlpwd.co.uk Disco Inferno! says:
entertain yourself
Eugine says:
rudeytudey
http://mcash.dlpwd.co.uk Disco Inferno! says:
yeah…
Eugine says:
imlie,him
Eugine says:
i like him
Eugine says:
u
Eugine says:
mcash i lie u
Eugine says:
like u
Eugine says:
ur my kind of wokman
Eugine says:
woman
Eugine says:
i have 2 leave now , dont talk 2 me at skl
Eugine says:
actually
Eugine says:
get a look at the caterpillars and let me know what u think
Eugine says:
id really asppreciate ur help on this 12
http://mcash.dlpwd.co.uk Disco Inferno! says:
i’m putting this on my blog btw
http://mcash.dlpwd.co.uk Disco Inferno! says:
is that ok?
Eugine says:
whats a blog?
http://mcash.dlpwd.co.uk Disco Inferno! says:
like a website
http://mcash.dlpwd.co.uk Disco Inferno! says:
i’ll change all the names
Eugine says:
call me eugine please
http://mcash.dlpwd.co.uk Disco Inferno! says:
fine
Eugine says:
ok
Eugine says:
but u will let me know ur thought on the hairry eyebrow situation
Eugine says:
???
http://mcash.dlpwd.co.uk Disco Inferno! says:
if you find me at school
Eugine says:
no no
Eugine says:
get a good look when u see me next
Eugine says:
ok?
http://mcash.dlpwd.co.uk Disco Inferno! says:
i will forget… i dont care enough to keep it in my mind
Eugine says:
philpeoplo
Eugine says:
but u care enough to write it down in ur blog
Eugine says:
u bloggy idiot
Here’s a quote from the NAGTY (National Adademy of Gifted and Talented Youth) forums.
Do you think it is possible that not only will there be a civil war in Iraq, but also a full scaled world war 3 in the Middle East.
I can guarentee that there will never be a World War in the Middle East.
I was at Jamie’s yesterday when I found a Bliss magasine. It was amazing. So today I asked my sister if she had any issues. She had three which I am in the process of reading. Here’s some highlights:
Personals
Laid-back lad, 15, from Norwich, with list for life. Into grassboarding, sailing and biking. Shy, but romantic when U get 2 know me. Loves loud ‘n’ proud girls with manners.
Lush law student, 18, from Liverpool, loves comedy and playing guitar. Chooses personality over looks. Can U touch nose with ur tongue? We’re MFEO!*
Good-time gangsta, 15, from Kent, looking for babe with big brown eyes. Iz a killer with a rhyme, like a good time, so if you’re mighty fine, why dontcha drop me a line?
I’ve practically turned gay.
* Made for each other
Jill’s here at the moment so we went to the Exchange Diner as is tradition. The night was enjoyable but uneventful.
After we’d finished our main courses my sister decided she wanted a desert but only if someone else was having something. So Jill looked at the menu for a cocktail. She found one, which she said she wouldn’t want to order just because of its name. She refused to say it out loud, but instead passed the menu around. It was called a “Multiple Screaming Orgasm”. I was critisised for being male and then they ordered.
My mum ordered Jackie’s desert and then Jill said “And I’d like a Fudge Packer please.” I thought I noticed the waitress smile but she may not have.
Jackie’s desert arrived but there was no Fudge Packer in sight.
“I ordered a Fudge Packer” my aunt shouted across to the bar.
The Fudge Packer arrived and we discussed how we’d never want to order a cocktail called a Multiple Screaming Orgasm.
***
My aunt also said:
“Buying a birthday card for you is very tricky. I found one that would be perfect for normal sixteen year olds. It said “On your birthday you want to be an egg. You’re either getting laid or getting smashed.”
She explained how that was innappropriate and said that she’d found another more suitable card. So, for my birthday I’m expecting at least one card with a masterpiece by LS Lowry on.
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