Here is a real-life conversation I had with a real-life idiot, just this evening.
All the names have been changed.
Eugine says:
hello
Eugine says:
im Eugine Baxton
Eugine says:
hu is this
http://mcash.dlpwd.co.uk Disco Inferno! says:
mcash
Eugine says:
ooooo#
Eugine says:
i know u
Eugine says:
kinda
Eugine says:
well
http://mcash.dlpwd.co.uk Disco Inferno! says:
indeed
Eugine says:
have a nice we?
http://mcash.dlpwd.co.uk Disco Inferno! says:
yeah ta, you?
Eugine says:
yeh it was goooooood
Eugine says:
weny boarding
Eugine says:
on holidfay last week
Eugine says:
in half term
http://mcash.dlpwd.co.uk Disco Inferno! says:
pleased to hear it
Eugine says:
so then
Eugine says:
like my rocket?
http://mcash.dlpwd.co.uk Disco Inferno! says:
it’s alright, can’t say i’ve seen any better today
Eugine says:
aaargh is really annoyng
Eugine says:
people
Eugine says:
keep talking yo me and i dont know hu they aRE
http://mcash.dlpwd.co.uk Disco Inferno! says:
have you tried asking them?
Eugine says:
yes
Eugine says:
and they are all hu r uuuu
Eugine says:
and uim all read the addy dumbasss
http://mcash.dlpwd.co.uk Disco Inferno! says:
you can catch more flies with honey than with vinegar
Eugine says:
no u cant ive tried both
Eugine says:
its acrtually far easier with a mop
http://mcash.dlpwd.co.uk Disco Inferno! says:
cunning
Eugine says:
hehe
Eugine says:
ur astrange lady
http://mcash.dlpwd.co.uk Disco Inferno! says:
yeah
Eugine says:
hud u fancy?
http://mcash.dlpwd.co.uk Disco Inferno! says:
no one at the moment
Eugine says:
i know some 1 hu likes u
http://mcash.dlpwd.co.uk Disco Inferno! says:
that’s nice
Eugine says:
dontch u wanna no hu it is
Eugine says:
shes real pretty
Eugine says:
its not me#
Eugine says:
obviously cos of the eyebrows
http://mcash.dlpwd.co.uk Disco Inferno! says:
eyebrows?
Eugine says:
havent u seen my eyebrows
Eugine says:
they are HUGE
http://mcash.dlpwd.co.uk Disco Inferno! says:
oh ok
http://mcash.dlpwd.co.uk Disco Inferno! says:
sorry, i havent noticed
Eugine says:
i like ur new haircut james asworth-mvlintock
Eugine says:
so this girl hu likesu
http://mcash.dlpwd.co.uk Disco Inferno! says:
thank you very much
Eugine says:
shes one of my frinds
http://mcash.dlpwd.co.uk Disco Inferno! says:
i guessed
Eugine says:
guess hu
http://mcash.dlpwd.co.uk Disco Inferno! says:
i have no idea, i don’t even know who your friends are
Eugine says:
fred does
Eugine says:
huu askig 2 prom
http://mcash.dlpwd.co.uk Disco Inferno! says:
fred does what?
http://mcash.dlpwd.co.uk Disco Inferno! says:
i’m going with rose cooper
Eugine says:
as like romantic or mates?
http://mcash.dlpwd.co.uk Disco Inferno! says:
mates
Eugine says:
im going with stan munter ass sexual partners
Eugine says:
hes buying me underwear u know
Eugine says:
i bnought him a leopard thong
Eugine says:
he looks real good
http://mcash.dlpwd.co.uk Disco Inferno! says:
i’m pleased to hear it
Eugine says:
would u liek 2 see a pic
http://mcash.dlpwd.co.uk Disco Inferno! says:
not in the slightest
Eugine says:
y not
Eugine says:
fine specuiman of a MAN
http://mcash.dlpwd.co.uk Disco Inferno! says:
i’m sure he is, but even so. i think i will do without
Eugine says:
but u sed u were pleased to hear it, y wouldnt u be pleased to see it
http://mcash.dlpwd.co.uk Disco Inferno! says:
that’s not terribly logical really is it?
Eugine says:
well anyway this girl hu likes u is far prettier then rose
http://mcash.dlpwd.co.uk Disco Inferno! says:
good for her
Eugine says:
dya go for loks
http://mcash.dlpwd.co.uk Disco Inferno! says:
they aren’t the most important things in the world
http://mcash.dlpwd.co.uk Disco Inferno! says:
but they are preferable
Eugine says:
TYPICAL MAN
http://mcash.dlpwd.co.uk Disco Inferno! says:
am i?
Eugine says:
dya no how depressing it is to beufly
http://mcash.dlpwd.co.uk Disco Inferno! says:
no
Eugine says:
yes judgin woman on their looks
Eugine says:
TYPICAL
Eugine says:
its not easy being nopt pretty#
http://mcash.dlpwd.co.uk Disco Inferno! says:
that isnt really what i said is it?
Eugine says:
u know
http://mcash.dlpwd.co.uk Disco Inferno! says:
no, i suppose not
Eugine says:
are you agreeing that im ugly
Eugine says:
and that u dont know what its liek because U are pretty?
Eugine says:
is that whatb uir saying>?
http://mcash.dlpwd.co.uk Disco Inferno! says:
wow, how unpredictable this is
Eugine says:
im saucy
http://mcash.dlpwd.co.uk Disco Inferno! says:
but unfortunately, i was sure not to imply either of those things
Eugine says:
u sadi and i quote her
Eugine says:
i sup[pose not
http://mcash.dlpwd.co.uk Disco Inferno! says:
in which i was saying i suppose it isn't easy not being pretty
http://mcash.dlpwd.co.uk Disco Inferno! says:
which doesn't involve your "prettiness" in the slightest
Eugine says:
but ui dont nkow cos u are pretty?
Eugine says:
so u think ium pretty then?
http://mcash.dlpwd.co.uk Disco Inferno! says:
you're very pretty
Eugine says:
yeh right uve obviously not seenme eyebrows
Eugine says:
i tell u
Eugine says:
its like to fat hairy cateroillars are sitting onm e
Eugine says:
head
Eugine says:
and sometimes its just the 1 caterpillar
http://mcash.dlpwd.co.uk Disco Inferno! says:
oh dear
Eugine says:
yep yeop yep
Eugine says:
i actually look like a man#
Eugine says:
thats why godfrey tolters fancies me
http://mcash.dlpwd.co.uk Disco Inferno! says:
i havent noticed this
Eugine says:
do u know what i lok like
http://mcash.dlpwd.co.uk Disco Inferno! says:
i know who you are
Eugine says:
fays well petty
Eugine says:
its really hard being her friend
Eugine says:
getting compared and everything
Eugine says:
dontcha think?
http://mcash.dlpwd.co.uk Disco Inferno! says:
being compared is never fun
Eugine says:
especially to her
http://mcash.dlpwd.co.uk Disco Inferno! says:
why is that?
Eugine says:
sh
Eugine says:
es weell pretty
Eugine says:
have u seen
http://mcash.dlpwd.co.uk Disco Inferno! says:
yeah, fred used to like her
Eugine says:
like what u saw?
http://mcash.dlpwd.co.uk Disco Inferno! says:
she's quite attractive
Eugine says:
hmmmmm
Eugine says:
I KNOW!!!!
Eugine says:
no need to rub it in my manface
http://mcash.dlpwd.co.uk Disco Inferno! says:
you did ask
Eugine says:
ok
Eugine says:
ill give u 12
http://mcash.dlpwd.co.uk Disco Inferno! says:
12 what?
Eugine says:
minutes
Eugine says:
to explain yourself
http://mcash.dlpwd.co.uk Disco Inferno! says:
to explain myself?
Eugine says:
thats right mister
Eugine says:
give me 12 reasons why u think im pretty
Eugine says:
shoot!
http://mcash.dlpwd.co.uk Disco Inferno! says:
why would i want to do that?
Eugine says:
tp prove ur not lying
Eugine says:
shoot]#
http://mcash.dlpwd.co.uk Disco Inferno! says:
to prove i’m not lying about what?
Eugine says:
u sed im pretty
Eugine says:
say why
Eugine says:
now
Eugine says:
ono more excuses
Eugine says:
or delays
http://mcash.dlpwd.co.uk Disco Inferno! says:
i don’t want to prove i’m not lying… i don’t care in the slightest whether you believe me or not
Eugine says:
well youve hurt my feelings now
Eugine winks:
Play “Water Balloon”
Eugine winks:
Play “Kiss”
Eugine winks:
Play “Knock”
http://mcash.dlpwd.co.uk Disco Inferno! says:
sorry
Eugine winks:
Play “Kiss”
Eugine says:
u r a true genytlem y
http://mcash.dlpwd.co.uk Disco Inferno! says:
thanks
Eugine says:
poop
Eugine says:
goes my bottom
http://mcash.dlpwd.co.uk Disco Inferno! says:
wicked
Eugine says:
dou want me to send u a picture?
http://mcash.dlpwd.co.uk Disco Inferno! says:
of what?
Eugine says:
the offer on the thong is still available
Eugine says:
my bottom going poop
http://mcash.dlpwd.co.uk Disco Inferno! says:
nope
Eugine says:
aah#
Eugine says:
saucy
Eugine winks:
Play “Bow”
Eugine says:
sh
Eugine says:
where have u gonwe
Eugine says:
im bored
http://mcash.dlpwd.co.uk Disco Inferno! says:
nowhere
http://mcash.dlpwd.co.uk Disco Inferno! says:
bad luck
Eugine says:
o like that si it
Eugine says:
whats bad luck
http://mcash.dlpwd.co.uk Disco Inferno! says:
that you feel bored
Eugine says:
o
Eugine says:
entertain me
http://mcash.dlpwd.co.uk Disco Inferno! says:
i really can’t be bothered
http://mcash.dlpwd.co.uk Disco Inferno! says:
entertain yourself
Eugine says:
rudeytudey
http://mcash.dlpwd.co.uk Disco Inferno! says:
yeah…
Eugine says:
imlie,him
Eugine says:
i like him
Eugine says:
u
Eugine says:
mcash i lie u
Eugine says:
like u
Eugine says:
ur my kind of wokman
Eugine says:
woman
Eugine says:
i have 2 leave now , dont talk 2 me at skl
Eugine says:
actually
Eugine says:
get a look at the caterpillars and let me know what u think
Eugine says:
id really asppreciate ur help on this 12
http://mcash.dlpwd.co.uk Disco Inferno! says:
i’m putting this on my blog btw
http://mcash.dlpwd.co.uk Disco Inferno! says:
is that ok?
Eugine says:
whats a blog?
http://mcash.dlpwd.co.uk Disco Inferno! says:
like a website
http://mcash.dlpwd.co.uk Disco Inferno! says:
i’ll change all the names
Eugine says:
call me eugine please
http://mcash.dlpwd.co.uk Disco Inferno! says:
fine
Eugine says:
ok
Eugine says:
but u will let me know ur thought on the hairry eyebrow situation
Eugine says:
???
http://mcash.dlpwd.co.uk Disco Inferno! says:
if you find me at school
Eugine says:
no no
Eugine says:
get a good look when u see me next
Eugine says:
ok?
http://mcash.dlpwd.co.uk Disco Inferno! says:
i will forget… i dont care enough to keep it in my mind
Eugine says:
philpeoplo
Eugine says:
but u care enough to write it down in ur blog
Eugine says:
u bloggy idiot
