Therapy - 2:31 pm - 29-04-2006

Click here to go to a page that will make you feel happy and calm. It is truly amazing.

Hattip: John

Virtual Lynx Clicker - 12:34 am - 16-04-2006

Using my amazing programming skills, I have set up a Virtual Lynx Clicker. I have created a minute button, connected to a constant wireless internet connection, which when pressed increases a variable in my internet database which will change this image. So therefore everytime I press the button, the number on the image will increase by one.

Anyone who has seen the advert will know what’s coming next.

Everytime a girl gives me the look I will press the button once and the number will go up.

Let’s see how high this number soars!

What My Blog Should Be Like - 11:10 pm - 15-04-2006

Click here to discover what my blog could/should be like

Linear at 420 - 10:39 pm - 01-04-2006

The Album

NG13 have just released their new album “Linear at 420″ (pictured above). Everyone at McAsh’s blog agrees that this album is a promising beginning for the Nottinghamshite-based group. The sound is a unique combination of jazz, blues, techno, acidhouse, country, gangster rap, emo, metal, world and rock. This does sound off-putting but the result is surprisingly pleasing. The lyrics are profoundly deep about the subjects they discuss. Examples include:

“Strawberry laces, I think of them every day,
Strawberry laces, Why did you throw them away?”

“I was an eye and I became a head,
I thought I’d do better and became a toe,
I should have believed what was said,
No more gambling, now I know.”

Overall the album is a must have.

The Tracklist

1. Twister
2. Fruit Machine
3. Starsky and Hutch
4. My Sunglasses (They Make Me Cool)
5. The Bridge
6. Quit While You’re Ahead (Or You’ll Become a Toe!)
7. The Wind Spitting
8. Strawberry Laces
9. On Top of The World
10. Don’t Take My Innocence
11. The Sky
12. Approaching Weather
13. Honking Breasts
14. Why I Love Caramel Donuts
15. Baba O Riley The Who cover
16. Twister (reprise)
17. Sannie Attack (Bonus Track) Hidden Element cover

The Band

NG13 are a relatively unknown new band from Nottinghamshite. The members include Lieutenant Foxworthy, Fonz, Mr Fun and Shorts but their manager Mr Spank Spank has also made artistic contributions towards the album.
The band spend most of their time playing Super Smash Bros. Melee.

Linear at 420 will be available at all fictional music stores from 20th of April 2006.