Just got in from being out. Glyn came back with me. We heated up an apple pie. Glyn thought my “half” was bigger than his so he took a few spoonfuls out of it and ate them without my consent. We went into the living room and Glyn set up his wi-fi on his phone. I finished my piece of pie before Glyn had even started his! I snuck over to him pretending to be looking at his phone. When he wasn’t looking I switched our pies and then went back to my seat. I ate a few mouthfuls and he didn’t have a clue. I had by this point proved my point that I was a friggin’ legend. So I pointed out what had happened. He was impressed.
We then came upstairs and I came on the PC to check my emails and Glyn got undressed and went into my bed and I asked him why, and he said that he didn’t want to sleep on the mattress, preferring my company…
