Max told me to write a short story. I did, and I quite liked it so I have put it on here. Enjoy!
Once upon a time lived a fungle
The fungle was called Fifi
Fifi loved all the other fungles, especially Hunrug and Dondle,
Hunrug loved Fifi as much as Fifi loved Hunrug
And Fifi loved Dondle as much as Dondle loved Fifi,
Needless to say, Dondle and Hunrug loved each other very much
However, it was Switswat that Fifi loved the most, but Switswat didn’t love Fifi at all!
All the fungles hated the ponkins because the ponkins rape young fungles
One day Hunrug said “Shall we sneak into the ponkins’ part of the frandol?”
Fifi wasn’t sure. It sounded very dangerous.
“I’m not sure. It sounds very dangerous.”
“Switswat’s going,” Hunrug said.
Hunrug knew this would convince Fifi.
Fifi decided to go.
Hunrug, Fifi and Dondle went to the ponkins’ frandol and played under the dindoes.
Switswat didn’t appear to be anywhere around.
“What will we do if we see a ponkin?” Dondle asked.
“Nothing. They won’t know we are fungles.” Hunrug explained.
“Why not?” replied Fifi.
“Because fungles and ponkins look the same you silly billy!”
Fifi didn’t like being called a silly billy.
Fifi didn’t know that fungles and ponkins look the same.
Fifi had never seen a ponkin.
Fifi, Hunrug and Dondle were playing games with all the creatures of the frandol.
At first there were only a few, but after a while it seemed like everyone was there.
During a game of hide and seek someone beckoned Fifi into a really good hiding place.
Fifi did not know who it was in the hiding place, so he asked.
It was Jerrup.
Fifi did not know Jerrup, so Fifi said “I’m Fifi.”
After a few hours neither Fifi nor Jerrup had been found.
Fifi was very pleased that Jerrup shared the hiding place.
Eventually they came out of hiding, sure that they had won.
They wandered through the frandol until they heard a voice.
“Jerrup! Where are you?”
It was Fifi’s guardian, Sinkin.
Jerrup replied, “I’m here!”
Sinkin walked over and scoled Fifi for hiding so well.
Fifi was very apologetic.
Luckily, Sinkin didn’t mind too much.
In fact, Sinkin was delighted to see that Fifi had made a friend, and invited Jerrup to tea.
The three of them walked down a path until they reached Jerrup’s home.
“I’ve never been here before,” said Jerrup.
“Really?” said Fifi, “I thought all fungles had been here.”
“Fungles?” exclaimed Jerrup. “Are you a fungle?”
It was at this point that Fifi realised what had happened. Jerrup was a ponkin!
Immediately Fifi and Sinkin jumped into action and pinned Jerrup to the ground.
Then, the two of them took turns in raping Jerrup as violently as is imaginable.
When they had finally finished they killed Jerrup as painfully as they could.
Just before Jerrup had died, Fifi screamed “That’s for raping all those fungles!”
