As many of you will know, I have a part time job as a dinner lady (well, midday supervisor) at my school.
Basically, I have to make sure the little kids don’t act like dicks…
Anyway, today I was in the Main Dining Room, in brief conversation with Ben Travis. A little boy threw a hula hoop at him and then ran to another person who he also threw a hula hoop at.
I walked over and stood over him and asked him what he was doing.
He didn’t reply.
I told him to put his litter away (the hula hoop packet he had just thrown at someone)
Without saying anything, and with his head hanging low, he walked over to the bin.
Ben’s table (comprising mostly of my sister’s mates) and a few others started clapping and Olii (another friend of my sister) shouted “He’s been McAsh-inated” (or something like that).
I walked of with a slight smirk and was in a great mood all lunch.
