Right. Interview at the co-op today. Most questions would be far too boring to talk about so just look at this gem.
Vicky (Interviewer): Can you tell me about any examples of when you’ve had to plan something?
McAsh: Well, when I was younger my mum went away so I decided to throw a house party. Don’t write that bit down. Anyway, because I didn’t want to let anything break we took many photos of each room to remember where everything goes, and then removed all breakable objects and locked them into a room.
Vicky: Did it work?
McAsh: Well, nothing got broken. But the police arrived so she found out about it anyway.
Vicky: So would you say that’s an example of you being conscientious?
McAsh: Yes, I think so.
Vicky: Right, conscientous and a drunk…
I’ll find out if I’ve got the job on Thursday.
