Spitting Image - 10:24 pm - 07-02-2007

I’ve been looking at various Spitting Image (satirical TV show of the 80s) clips on YouTube and found these two. One is very funny, but might not be if you aren’t a Paul McCartney fan.

The second is in my opinion a far superior version of the song Every Breath You Take by The Police, entitled Every Bomb You Make.

Every Bomb You Make
(Written by Quentin Reynolds and James Glen)
Every bomb you make
Every job you take
Every heart you break
Every Irish wake
I’ll be watching you

For every empty plate
Every word of hate
Those who subjugate
Those who violate
I’ll be watching you

Cher=McAsh? - 10:04 pm - 04-02-2007

Last night on the bus to town I happened to point out to Dave that I’m quite similar to Cher. He immediately agreed, but when I said the same to Lauren and Jamie they didn’t seem convinced. Throughout the rest of the bus journey our many similarities came out.

Cher has an oscar. So does McAsh
Cher is approximately 300 years old. So is McAsh
Cher was born a man. So was McAsh
Cher can’t sing. Nor can McAsh
Cher is an elf. So is McAsh
Cher is bald and wears a wig. So does McAsh

Oh, and Dave’s quite similar to Whitney Houston.

Check this! - 5:04 pm - 01-02-2007

Look at my cousin’s blog here.

It’s really good!

She won’t be forgetting you… - 11:48 pm - 15-10-2006

One of Annabel’s friends added me on Myspace. I accepted her and dropped her a comment. I must have got over-excited because as soon as I’d confirmed it I realised that it wasn’t great for an almost-first impression:

Hallo there!

McAsh xxxxx

Adam’s New Display Pic - 6:23 pm - 22-09-2006

Adam Schmitt signed into MSN and his display picture was of a girl in a bikini:

http://mcash.dlpwd.co.uk The black socks with a coloured "N" on the side are mine, with the matching coloured heels and toes. says:

Hey man

Adam says:

hey

http://mcash.dlpwd.co.uk The black socks with a coloured "N" on the side are mine, with the matching coloured heels and toes. says:

who’s the pic?

Adam says:

fuck

someones been on my account

this girl called lisa

http://mcash.dlpwd.co.uk The black socks with a coloured "N" on the side are mine, with the matching coloured heels and toes. says:

You have just sent a Nudge!

Adam says:

honestly, she was chunky anyway

http://mcash.dlpwd.co.uk The black socks with a coloured "N" on the side are mine, with the matching coloured heels and toes. says:

SKANK!

Hahaha

Chat With Jordan Today - 10:48 pm - 07-09-2006

english kittens everywhere says:

yoooooooo

http://mcash.dlpwd.co.uk says:

sup nigga

english kittens everywhere says:

i wish i could reply to that, but im just too institutionalised by the
private schooling system

http://mcash.dlpwd.co.uk says:

hahahahahaha

Emailing Ricky Gervais - 1:12 pm - 04-09-2006

I’m doing the This Diary Will Change Your Life with Callum. Basically each week there are some crazy tasks that you’re supposed to do. Check Callum’s blog for more info!

My task last week was to email a billionaire for money. Here is my email:

Hallo Ricky/Mr Gervais/Sir=)

Visit my blog: http://mcash.dlpwd.co.uk

I’ve not got a reply yet…

Garden State - 9:06 pm - 14-06-2006

I watched Garden State with G. It was really good, Glyn completely missed out. Then this evening I was on the internet and I came across Zach Braff’s Garden State blog.

On it, it said what he would be up to in the future:
“
I am going to be Vesper Lind (the new Bond love interest). After the success of certain films this year, they have decided to “shake things up” this time around. And so Bond will be gay. I play Vesper Lind, a German spy who loves trip-hop and raves. I assassinate my victims by forcing them to drink the fluid inside of glow-sticks. James and I meet when our hands accidentally touch during a “Licensed to Kill” seminar in Dusseldorf. We were both reaching for an “Ain’t Misbehavin” CD that kills an enemy after he/she listens to the Act One curtain closer. Not very effective as a means of assassination since the target would have to make it through some really mediocre numbers in the first act, and like I said, it only works on “he/she’s” which aren’t very common in the spy business outside of Thailand. Can’t say much more it’s all very hush-hush…
“

Team Sherlock - 8:29 pm - 06-06-2006

Are you in Team Sherlock?

No? Well fuck off then.

Thanks Dave

David Blunkett Policy Maker - 12:27 pm - 31-05-2006

I have found an amazing website with a David Blunkett Policy Maker.

It is a simple Flash animation that randomly generates Governmental Policies in the style of David Blunkett’s.

One example is:
“Pre-emptively convict Guardian readers, and then deny them the right to trial by jury. And charge them for it.“

Genius!