Friday and Saturday night were both brilliant nights. I don’t mean to cause any offense to those who were involved in both nights but I’m afraid I will have to gloss over them.
Friday Night at John’s
John (Gunstone) drove me, John (Fenton) and Tom (Moreland) to his house for a boys night. Alan rocked up 20 minutes later, and Glyn cycled there for 1030ish. We had a great night with some wicked food.
Saturday Night at Katrine’s
Callum’s mum drove myself, Glyn and Callum to Katrine’s house. There was lots of drinking and joviality. Through one thing and another I ended up texting Mae to tell her I loved her.
I also saved my number in Becky’s phone as “Fit As”. After we’d both set off for our seperate homes she texted me saying “Fit as”, I said she was too and after a few texts I asked her out for Wednesday. She said she’d tell me the next day (today)
Gutted
I woke up and immediately there were two problems.
1: I remembered texting Mae.
2: I remembered asking Becky out, I don’t even know Becky.
Owned!
I went to work (at the co-op) and apart from feeling stupid about the night before it was all going fine.
Until…
Rob tells me that Vicky (the manager) is not happy that I bought alcohol from the store, as I am underage.
Oh dear.
New problem:
3. I might lose my job.
I thought about this for a bit and felt really shit.
Bang!
I remember who sold it me, and therefore broke the law: Lauren.
4. I might have lost my close friend Lauren’s job.
How do I get myself into these things?
Plus side: I can make better MSN conversations.
*** Sophie says:
Been up to much this weekend?
http://mcash.dlpwd.co.uk Who’s going to Leeds? says:
Told Mae I loved her, asked Becky Tongue out, found out I might have lost both mine and Lauren’s job
http://mcash.dlpwd.co.uk Who’s going to Leeds? says:
You?
*** Sophie says:
Haha - eventful.
*** Sophie says:
Nah not much Worked that’s it. Fuck all compared to you!
P.S. No answer from Becky yet. I proper don’t know what answer I’d prefer, I’m leaning towards “No” at the moment…
Good day - 5:22 pm - 07-02-2007
15 out of 20 of my beads are now named. Tomorrow, when hopefully the other 5 are, I will upload all the photos of the beads with their respective owners.
Also, I went to the co-op to ask about my job and she told me that she’d lost my number but that I’ve got it. I’ve arranged my hours
Saturday: 4pm-8pm
Sunday: 10am-4pm
And I couldn’t imagine much better hours really…
So life is good. =D
Today I went to town with Callum with the intention of returning home dressed like a raver. This didn’t happen but I did get some wicked shizz!
I bought a German military tunic from WILD. I’d wanted it for a while and just needed Callum’s confirmation that it’s as phitt as I thought it was.
I got a red T-shirt, which was just a red T-shirt. It didn’t do anything wicked like differential equations so I don’t know why I’m even mentioning it.
I got an overpriced belt which I’m not quite sure whether I like yet, so fingers crossed.
Best of all I bought some beads and string from the Bead Shop and fashioned a necklace from them, all on my own (ok, Callum gave me advice but still). I think it goes well with the military tunic.
The tunic has little yellow bits on, and with my new bright yellow hair, we decided that I needed some bright yellow moonpants! We looked everywhere for them (well, sort of) but to no avail. John Gunstone told us to go to H+M but I think he might have confused himself.
Anyway, instead of doing that I bought some yellow fabric to customise a pair of jeans. I think I might turn them into flares.
That’s right - I’m bringing flares back. And they’re coming back with a vengance!
When I got home I showed my sister all the stuff and she said that the T-shirt was alright. That girl doesn’t respect style when she sees it.
Here is a photo of the necklace.
The middle ten beads are the crazy ones. From left to right they are:
Seal
Elephant
Plane
Cat
Lion (RAAAAR)
Dolphin
Train
Turtle
Ship
Car
I’m going to get people to name each one I think.
Maybe you’ll be one of the lucky ten!
EDIT: 10 minutes after posting this, my sister came into my room and asked if she could name one of the beads. I said no. That’ll teach her to be so unnecessarily critical!
According to my dad, I learnt to speak between when I was one and one and a half. So I’ve had a lot of experience in making conversation. And I’ve got quite good at it, I’m generally fine in a conversational environment. But not tonight it seemed…
I was going to the cinema with a girl I met at Kate’s party called Cassie. She’s a lovely girl. I’ve spoken to her on MSN fairly frequently and there has never been a problem but tonight there was. I don’t know why really, I mean I used some killer conversation openers. Here are some of the best ones:
“Have you had a good day?”
“Any plans for the weekend?”
“Enjoy the film?”
“What time’s your bus?”
And my overall favourite:
“I’ve never heard this song before. It’s rubbish!
I said this would be a list of the best ones, I think it might have been a list of them all…
I think I will try and see her again if possible and try harder.
Man, I’m a dick…
My first ever post in 2007.
I haven’t been blogging enough recently to be honest. I will try to improve.
The last week has been mint. Camilla is about to go, which is a great shame. And Annabel left a few days ago, which did kinda suck.
The field party was very enjoyable. The police turned up, but I had a word with them and got everything sorted out. They don’t call me Diplomacy McAsh for nothing you know! Camilla took the camera for a bit, and got some mint photos. It’s an album definately worth checking out.
We didn’t do much the next couple of days (mainly because of Annabel’s insatiable need for sleep) until Sophy’s party, which was really fun.
Trav’s party last night was mint, and once again there are some pretty good photos, including one very interesting one with a book. Not saying who it was though…
There should be something up here from Annabel soon (I’ve said it online for the world to see, you have to now, don’t you?), which should help paint the picture of life in Bingham. Safe.
Until next time!
Don’t worry guys, I haven’t died I’ve just been mega-busy. I can’t be bothered to go over everything I’ve been doing so pop over to my photo album to see some of it.
Anywho, Camilla is coming to stay tomorrow, and Anny the day after. Paul is coming for Thursday night for the field party, and he’s bringing two friends (whose names escape me). Saturday me and Anny are going to see Fran. Wow, I didn’t realise I’d be seeing so many people.
Meh.
Read this article from The Onion- America’s Finest News Source.


As many of you will know, I have a part time job as a dinner lady (well, midday supervisor) at my school.
Basically, I have to make sure the little kids don’t act like dicks…
Anyway, today I was in the Main Dining Room, in brief conversation with Ben Travis. A little boy threw a hula hoop at him and then ran to another person who he also threw a hula hoop at.
I walked over and stood over him and asked him what he was doing.
He didn’t reply.
I told him to put his litter away (the hula hoop packet he had just thrown at someone)
Without saying anything, and with his head hanging low, he walked over to the bin.
Ben’s table (comprising mostly of my sister’s mates) and a few others started clapping and Olii (another friend of my sister) shouted “He’s been McAsh-inated” (or something like that).
I walked of with a slight smirk and was in a great mood all lunch.
No Alcohol - 10:43 pm - 14-11-2006
I am as of now going to drink no alcohol until Mae does. Catch me drinking alcohol and I would like it if you’d report me to Mae. If you don’t know Mae then report me to someone who might. This is your duty as my readers.
Thanks
Good news! I have bought a new charger for my Archos and now have all my photos and videos from geek camp!(see here for more info)
I am currently moving all my photos to a new photo album but everything should be up by Saturday.
In the mean-time though, I have uploaded one of the videos to YouTube. Anyone from geek camp should click here.
Extras - 9:34 pm - 12-10-2006
Oh what. I’ve just watched Extras.
I’m a big fan of the Office and I really enjoyed the first series of Extras, but this new season is getting stupid. It’s ridiculously cringe-worthy and isn’t as funny as it used to be.
Mitchell and Webb are on now, it’ll make me feel better =)
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