OK, it isn’t the greatest thing in the world, but I just felt like giving it a go. I’ve only bothered with one verse, but I think you get the jist…
I was chatting on MSN
With all my windows maximis’d
I wanted to see more of them
So I decided to resize
I mov’d the cursor down below
Attempting to shrink the windows
But then the taskbar grew massive
My hand must have slipp’d, I suppose
I really don’t like it,
Lock the taskbar!
Lock the taskbar!
I really don’t like it,
Lock the taskbar!
Lock the taskbar!
What do you all think? Comment please.
Random Song - 7:47 pm - 18-08-2006
A few weeks ago Dave (Perry) asked me to write a song. I decided to give it a go. Here it is:
Welcome to a world full of poverty and greed
Where you can take what you want but can’t have what need
Everyone’s afraid of what they don’t know.
But you’re not as scared of it as it is of you.
The Christians and Muslims are all preaching love,
But the wackos in charge won’t keep the dove.
It’s true what they say about safety in numbers,
As long as they’re green,
On the cash machine screen.
There’s nothing they can do that isn’t done.
Nothing you can sing that can’t be sung.
Nothing they can say but they all learn how to lie just fine.
Is it easy?
Is Love all I need?
You tell me.
You take the lead.
We’re created through happiness but born through pain.
We’re told what to do until we’re made tame.
Chores at home, exams at school.
I don’t want to be a doctor,
Let me be a fool.
“Shut up and listen, and do as you’re told.”
“And eat up your greens before they get cold”
I’ll be me, and you can be you.
Why make it complex when it’s so easy to do?
They tell me I’m white and they tell him he’s black.
They make us feel different.
They put the bomb on his back.
They make up the fashion and we politely obey.
We’re straight if they say so, if not then we’re gay.
We try to be different, and end up the same.
But it’s not our fault- “Myspace’s to blame”
They control religion,
And government too.
They rule education,
Decide what is true.
They give us our food,
Tell us where to sleep,
Tell us when to laugh,
When to smile, when to weep.
They’re all around us, but yet you ask “Who?”
I should have said, but I thought that you knew.
Should I be honest? Am I to be true?
What will you think when I say that they’re you?”
Post your opinions. It is my first attempt ever, mind.
The Album
NG13 have just released their new album “Linear at 420″ (pictured above). Everyone at McAsh’s blog agrees that this album is a promising beginning for the Nottinghamshite-based group. The sound is a unique combination of jazz, blues, techno, acidhouse, country, gangster rap, emo, metal, world and rock. This does sound off-putting but the result is surprisingly pleasing. The lyrics are profoundly deep about the subjects they discuss. Examples include:
“Strawberry laces, I think of them every day,
Strawberry laces, Why did you throw them away?”
“I was an eye and I became a head,
I thought I’d do better and became a toe,
I should have believed what was said,
No more gambling, now I know.”
Overall the album is a must have.
The Tracklist
1. Twister
2. Fruit Machine
3. Starsky and Hutch
4. My Sunglasses (They Make Me Cool)
5. The Bridge
6. Quit While You’re Ahead (Or You’ll Become a Toe!)
7. The Wind Spitting
8. Strawberry Laces
9. On Top of The World
10. Don’t Take My Innocence
11. The Sky
12. Approaching Weather
13. Honking Breasts
14. Why I Love Caramel Donuts
15. Baba O Riley The Who cover
16. Twister (reprise)
17. Sannie Attack (Bonus Track) Hidden Element cover
The Band
NG13 are a relatively unknown new band from Nottinghamshite. The members include Lieutenant Foxworthy, Fonz, Mr Fun and Shorts but their manager Mr Spank Spank has also made artistic contributions towards the album.
The band spend most of their time playing Super Smash Bros. Melee.
Linear at 420 will be available at all fictional music stores from 20th of April 2006.
