How has this happened? - 12:29 am - 01-10-2006

Have a look at Mike’s MySpace and Jackie’s MySpace.

I don’t know either of these people, but I stumbled across them while looking for some Wings music. They seem pretty amazing.

Conversation - 12:09 am - 08-07-2006

Wow…

http://mcash.dlpwd.co.uk All you need is love says:

haha nice, i was in center parcs for a few days and london before then

busy week… for once

[ pow wow ] marshmallows says:

ace bet that was fun

http://mcash.dlpwd.co.uk All you need is love says:

yeah man, i saw the who

[ pow wow ] marshmallows says:

wats the who

http://mcash.dlpwd.co.uk All you need is love says:

are you making a joke?

[ pow wow ] marshmallows says:

nope

http://mcash.dlpwd.co.uk All you need is love says:

you’ve really upset me

are you sure this isnt a cruel joke

?

[ pow wow ] marshmallows says:

aw sorry

no

promise

are they a band, im thinking?

http://mcash.dlpwd.co.uk All you need is love says:

….oh dear

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_who

[ pow wow ] marshmallows says:

o so they are rock band

http://mcash.dlpwd.co.uk All you need is love says:

yes of course they are!

have you not heard them before?

[ powwow ] marshmallows says:

nope

http://mcash.dlpwd.co.uk All you need is love says:

which rock is it?

[ powwow ] marshmallows says:

ignious

http://mcash.dlpwd.co.uk All you need is love says:

where is it?

[ powwow ] marshmallows says:

idont know where u find ignious rock

http://mcash.dlpwd.co.uk All you need is love says:

you should do!

you appear to have been living under one for years

[ powwow ] marshmallows says:

o lol i didnt know that

http://mcash.dlpwd.co.uk All you need is love says:

ok, i think we should change subject…

do you mind if i upload this conversation to my blog?

[ powwow ] marshmallows says:

o ok

y?

http://mcash.dlpwd.co.uk All you need is love says:

because i am shocked!

if you’d like i can hide your identity lol

[ powwow ] marshmallows says:

i dont mind lol

http://mcash.dlpwd.co.uk All you need is love says:

ok

Practical Joke - 1:49 pm - 01-06-2006

I just receieved this email:

“Hello,

Someone (hopefully you) has asked for this email address to be hassled
roughly every 1 days to:

Get a life

If you want to be hassled about this, please click on the link below:
http://hassleme.co.uk/C/8586F1213Xd50a26fff85b

If your email program does not let you click on this link, just copy
and paste it into your web browser and hit return.

If you have changed your mind and don’t want us to nag you, then do
nothing - your message will expire and be deleted.

Any other questions? Please email team@hassleme.co.uk and we’ll get
back to you as soon as we can.

Thanks!

–The HassleMe Team

–
http://hassleme.co.uk/“

Needless to say, I didn’t click the link.

Chain Mail YAY! - 9:22 pm - 14-05-2006

Just got this through the mail

“Soz 2 break da news, but looks lyk all of those warnings were real!

The use of msn n mail will cost money from summer 2006. If u send this message to 18 different pple from ur list ur lil msn icon will become blu n dat will make it free 4 u. If u dnt believe me go on (www.msn.com) n c it urself. Dnt foward this message, copy paste it so people will actually read it“

I’ve had this kind of thing before a few times but this one is the best. It’s written with the worst English I’ve ever seen. It’s ridiculously colloquial and best of all it links to a site that doesn’t mention anything about it on.

NICE!

NAGTY to the rescue - 9:13 pm - 26-03-2006

More extracts from the NAGTY forums. These are all taken from a post on love.

It’s one of those chemical things involving serotonin and all that, apparently. I’ve also heard it described as a state in which you fantasise obsessively about receiving affection from another person. I would be more accurate about this if I could remember anything I’d ever read or seen on TV.

Sorry for taking this conversation seriously.

Tomato

Love is just a word we use to try and justify our existance and our dependence on other people. Just like everything else in our sad little lives.
Have fun people.

“love is a fickle thing…”
no it isn’t,god loves you and whatever you do,whether you murder or sin or anything like that, god’s love with never falter or fade

love is evil
ummmmmmm apparently…….
looks around shiftily, i hope my friends didn’t here that

Religion says it best.

1 Corinthians 13:4

4 Love suffereth long, and is kind; Love envieth not; Love vaunteth not itself, is not puffed up, 5 Doth not behave itself unseemly, seeketh not her own, is not easily provoked, thinketh no evil; 6 Rejoiceth not in iniquity, but rejoiceth in the truth; 7 Beareth all things, believeth all things, hopeth all things, endureth all things.

“Ok. I love you all unconditionally, even cesca.
Yay!”

I am loved by someone starts to smile, then stops and sighs

There is no piont. sighs again, and leaves

I am not loved, and i never will be.

Vampireunloved, uncared for

love?! It’s nothing more than a defect in the brain. I clouds the vision and eliminates all good judgement. Love is a disease that destroys the life of its host. Unless you are talking about loving Great Britain, which is great- Go Great Britain!

Italian researchers worked out the protein type thing that happens when you are first ‘in love’ wears off after about a year.

Love’s a lie

I’ve got a long list of lies somewhere… Faith’s on there somewhere too…

meh

i was talking to my mam today and she said love in our age CAN happen, but it doesnt mean it’s right

penguin x

yes,i AM obsessed

Give thanks to the lord,
our god and king,
His love endures forever.
for he is good,
he is above all things,
his love endures forever.
sing praise,sing praise

with a mighty hand,
and an outstretched arm,
his love endures forever.
by the grace of god,
we will carry on,
his love endures forever.
sing praise,sing praise,
sing praise,sing praise.

forever god is faithful,forever god is strong,forever god is with us,forever

one of my fave songs

mat

Conversation with “Eugine” - 9:49 pm - 12-03-2006

Here is a real-life conversation I had with a real-life idiot, just this evening.

All the names have been changed.

Eugine says:
hello
Eugine says:
im Eugine Baxton
Eugine says:
hu is this
http://mcash.dlpwd.co.uk Disco Inferno! says:
mcash
Eugine says:
ooooo#
Eugine says:
i know u
Eugine says:
kinda
Eugine says:
well
http://mcash.dlpwd.co.uk Disco Inferno! says:
indeed
Eugine says:
have a nice we?
http://mcash.dlpwd.co.uk Disco Inferno! says:
yeah ta, you?
Eugine says:
yeh it was goooooood
Eugine says:
weny boarding
Eugine says:
on holidfay last week
Eugine says:
in half term
http://mcash.dlpwd.co.uk Disco Inferno! says:
pleased to hear it
Eugine says:
so then
Eugine says:
like my rocket?
http://mcash.dlpwd.co.uk Disco Inferno! says:
it’s alright, can’t say i’ve seen any better today
Eugine says:
aaargh is really annoyng
Eugine says:
people
Eugine says:
keep talking yo me and i dont know hu they aRE
http://mcash.dlpwd.co.uk Disco Inferno! says:
have you tried asking them?
Eugine says:
yes
Eugine says:
and they are all hu r uuuu
Eugine says:
and uim all read the addy dumbasss
http://mcash.dlpwd.co.uk Disco Inferno! says:
you can catch more flies with honey than with vinegar
Eugine says:
no u cant ive tried both
Eugine says:
its acrtually far easier with a mop
http://mcash.dlpwd.co.uk Disco Inferno! says:
cunning
Eugine says:
hehe
Eugine says:
ur astrange lady
http://mcash.dlpwd.co.uk Disco Inferno! says:
yeah
Eugine says:
hud u fancy?
http://mcash.dlpwd.co.uk Disco Inferno! says:
no one at the moment
Eugine says:
i know some 1 hu likes u
http://mcash.dlpwd.co.uk Disco Inferno! says:
that’s nice
Eugine says:
dontch u wanna no hu it is
Eugine says:
shes real pretty
Eugine says:
its not me#
Eugine says:
obviously cos of the eyebrows
http://mcash.dlpwd.co.uk Disco Inferno! says:
eyebrows?
Eugine says:
havent u seen my eyebrows
Eugine says:
they are HUGE
http://mcash.dlpwd.co.uk Disco Inferno! says:
oh ok
http://mcash.dlpwd.co.uk Disco Inferno! says:
sorry, i havent noticed
Eugine says:
i like ur new haircut james asworth-mvlintock
Eugine says:
so this girl hu likesu
http://mcash.dlpwd.co.uk Disco Inferno! says:
thank you very much
Eugine says:
shes one of my frinds
http://mcash.dlpwd.co.uk Disco Inferno! says:
i guessed
Eugine says:
guess hu
http://mcash.dlpwd.co.uk Disco Inferno! says:
i have no idea, i don’t even know who your friends are
Eugine says:
fred does
Eugine says:
huu askig 2 prom
http://mcash.dlpwd.co.uk Disco Inferno! says:
fred does what?
http://mcash.dlpwd.co.uk Disco Inferno! says:
i’m going with rose cooper
Eugine says:
as like romantic or mates?
http://mcash.dlpwd.co.uk Disco Inferno! says:
mates
Eugine says:
im going with stan munter ass sexual partners
Eugine says:
hes buying me underwear u know
Eugine says:
i bnought him a leopard thong
Eugine says:
he looks real good
http://mcash.dlpwd.co.uk Disco Inferno! says:
i’m pleased to hear it
Eugine says:
would u liek 2 see a pic
http://mcash.dlpwd.co.uk Disco Inferno! says:
not in the slightest
Eugine says:
y not
Eugine says:
fine specuiman of a MAN
http://mcash.dlpwd.co.uk Disco Inferno! says:
i’m sure he is, but even so. i think i will do without
Eugine says:
but u sed u were pleased to hear it, y wouldnt u be pleased to see it
http://mcash.dlpwd.co.uk Disco Inferno! says:
that’s not terribly logical really is it?
Eugine says:
well anyway this girl hu likes u is far prettier then rose
http://mcash.dlpwd.co.uk Disco Inferno! says:
good for her
Eugine says:
dya go for loks
http://mcash.dlpwd.co.uk Disco Inferno! says:
they aren’t the most important things in the world
http://mcash.dlpwd.co.uk Disco Inferno! says:
but they are preferable
Eugine says:
TYPICAL MAN
http://mcash.dlpwd.co.uk Disco Inferno! says:
am i?
Eugine says:
dya no how depressing it is to beufly
http://mcash.dlpwd.co.uk Disco Inferno! says:
no
Eugine says:
yes judgin woman on their looks
Eugine says:
TYPICAL
Eugine says:
its not easy being nopt pretty#
http://mcash.dlpwd.co.uk Disco Inferno! says:
that isnt really what i said is it?
Eugine says:
u know
http://mcash.dlpwd.co.uk Disco Inferno! says:
no, i suppose not
Eugine says:
are you agreeing that im ugly
Eugine says:
and that u dont know what its liek because U are pretty?
Eugine says:
is that whatb uir saying>?
http://mcash.dlpwd.co.uk Disco Inferno! says:
wow, how unpredictable this is
Eugine says:
im saucy
http://mcash.dlpwd.co.uk Disco Inferno! says:
but unfortunately, i was sure not to imply either of those things
Eugine says:
u sadi and i quote her
Eugine says:
i sup[pose not
http://mcash.dlpwd.co.uk Disco Inferno! says:
in which i was saying i suppose it isn't easy not being pretty
http://mcash.dlpwd.co.uk Disco Inferno! says:
which doesn't involve your "prettiness" in the slightest
Eugine says:
but ui dont nkow cos u are pretty?
Eugine says:
so u think ium pretty then?
http://mcash.dlpwd.co.uk Disco Inferno! says:
you're very pretty
Eugine says:
yeh right uve obviously not seenme eyebrows
Eugine says:
i tell u
Eugine says:
its like to fat hairy cateroillars are sitting onm e
Eugine says:
head
Eugine says:
and sometimes its just the 1 caterpillar
http://mcash.dlpwd.co.uk Disco Inferno! says:
oh dear
Eugine says:
yep yeop yep
Eugine says:
i actually look like a man#
Eugine says:
thats why godfrey tolters fancies me
http://mcash.dlpwd.co.uk Disco Inferno! says:
i havent noticed this
Eugine says:
do u know what i lok like
http://mcash.dlpwd.co.uk Disco Inferno! says:
i know who you are
Eugine says:
fays well petty
Eugine says:
its really hard being her friend
Eugine says:
getting compared and everything
Eugine says:
dontcha think?
http://mcash.dlpwd.co.uk Disco Inferno! says:
being compared is never fun
Eugine says:
especially to her
http://mcash.dlpwd.co.uk Disco Inferno! says:
why is that?
Eugine says:
sh
Eugine says:
es weell pretty
Eugine says:
have u seen
http://mcash.dlpwd.co.uk Disco Inferno! says:
yeah, fred used to like her
Eugine says:
like what u saw?
http://mcash.dlpwd.co.uk Disco Inferno! says:
she's quite attractive
Eugine says:
hmmmmm
Eugine says:
I KNOW!!!!
Eugine says:
no need to rub it in my manface
http://mcash.dlpwd.co.uk Disco Inferno! says:
you did ask
Eugine says:
ok
Eugine says:
ill give u 12
http://mcash.dlpwd.co.uk Disco Inferno! says:
12 what?
Eugine says:
minutes
Eugine says:
to explain yourself
http://mcash.dlpwd.co.uk Disco Inferno! says:
to explain myself?
Eugine says:
thats right mister
Eugine says:
give me 12 reasons why u think im pretty
Eugine says:
shoot!
http://mcash.dlpwd.co.uk Disco Inferno! says:
why would i want to do that?
Eugine says:
tp prove ur not lying
Eugine says:
shoot]#
http://mcash.dlpwd.co.uk Disco Inferno! says:
to prove i’m not lying about what?
Eugine says:
u sed im pretty
Eugine says:
say why
Eugine says:
now
Eugine says:
ono more excuses
Eugine says:
or delays
http://mcash.dlpwd.co.uk Disco Inferno! says:
i don’t want to prove i’m not lying… i don’t care in the slightest whether you believe me or not
Eugine says:
well youve hurt my feelings now
Eugine winks:

Play “Water Balloon”
Eugine winks:

Play “Kiss”
Eugine winks:

Play “Knock”
http://mcash.dlpwd.co.uk Disco Inferno! says:
sorry
Eugine winks:

Play “Kiss”
Eugine says:
u r a true genytlem y
http://mcash.dlpwd.co.uk Disco Inferno! says:
thanks
Eugine says:
poop
Eugine says:
goes my bottom
http://mcash.dlpwd.co.uk Disco Inferno! says:
wicked
Eugine says:
dou want me to send u a picture?
http://mcash.dlpwd.co.uk Disco Inferno! says:
of what?
Eugine says:
the offer on the thong is still available
Eugine says:
my bottom going poop
http://mcash.dlpwd.co.uk Disco Inferno! says:
nope
Eugine says:
aah#
Eugine says:
saucy
Eugine winks:

Play “Bow”
Eugine says:
sh
Eugine says:
where have u gonwe
Eugine says:
im bored
http://mcash.dlpwd.co.uk Disco Inferno! says:
nowhere
http://mcash.dlpwd.co.uk Disco Inferno! says:
bad luck
Eugine says:
o like that si it
Eugine says:
whats bad luck
http://mcash.dlpwd.co.uk Disco Inferno! says:
that you feel bored
Eugine says:
o
Eugine says:
entertain me
http://mcash.dlpwd.co.uk Disco Inferno! says:
i really can’t be bothered
http://mcash.dlpwd.co.uk Disco Inferno! says:
entertain yourself
Eugine says:
rudeytudey
http://mcash.dlpwd.co.uk Disco Inferno! says:
yeah…
Eugine says:
imlie,him
Eugine says:
i like him
Eugine says:
u
Eugine says:
mcash i lie u
Eugine says:
like u
Eugine says:
ur my kind of wokman
Eugine says:
woman
Eugine says:
i have 2 leave now , dont talk 2 me at skl
Eugine says:
actually
Eugine says:
get a look at the caterpillars and let me know what u think
Eugine says:
id really asppreciate ur help on this 12
http://mcash.dlpwd.co.uk Disco Inferno! says:
i’m putting this on my blog btw
http://mcash.dlpwd.co.uk Disco Inferno! says:
is that ok?
Eugine says:
whats a blog?
http://mcash.dlpwd.co.uk Disco Inferno! says:
like a website
http://mcash.dlpwd.co.uk Disco Inferno! says:
i’ll change all the names
Eugine says:
call me eugine please
http://mcash.dlpwd.co.uk Disco Inferno! says:
fine
Eugine says:
ok
Eugine says:
but u will let me know ur thought on the hairry eyebrow situation
Eugine says:
???
http://mcash.dlpwd.co.uk Disco Inferno! says:
if you find me at school
Eugine says:
no no
Eugine says:
get a good look when u see me next
Eugine says:
ok?
http://mcash.dlpwd.co.uk Disco Inferno! says:
i will forget… i dont care enough to keep it in my mind
Eugine says:
philpeoplo
Eugine says:
but u care enough to write it down in ur blog
Eugine says:
u bloggy idiot

World War 3- An insight into NAGTY minds - 7:55 pm - 12-03-2006

Here’s a quote from the NAGTY (National Adademy of Gifted and Talented Youth) forums.

Do you think it is possible that not only will there be a civil war in Iraq, but also a full scaled world war 3 in the Middle East.

I can guarentee that there will never be a World War in the Middle East.

Bliss - 7:30 pm - 12-03-2006

I was at Jamie’s yesterday when I found a Bliss magasine. It was amazing. So today I asked my sister if she had any issues. She had three which I am in the process of reading. Here’s some highlights:

Personals
Laid-back lad, 15, from Norwich, with list for life. Into grassboarding, sailing and biking. Shy, but romantic when U get 2 know me. Loves loud ‘n’ proud girls with manners.

Lush law student, 18, from Liverpool, loves comedy and playing guitar. Chooses personality over looks. Can U touch nose with ur tongue? We’re MFEO!*

Good-time gangsta, 15, from Kent, looking for babe with big brown eyes. Iz a killer with a rhyme, like a good time, so if you’re mighty fine, why dontcha drop me a line?

I’ve practically turned gay.

* Made for each other

Slight Detour - 7:32 pm - 19-02-2006

On Friday night I went to a gig in Cropwell Bishop. Getting to Bishop can be slightly tricky, so we all had to rely on getting lifts from our parents. I offered Pete, John and Tom Moreland a lift. The plan was to set off from Bingham and drive the two and a half miles to East Bridgford and pick John and Tom up from John’s house. We would then drive back through Bingham and pick up Pete on the way. We would then continue driving to Cropwell Bishop. Here is a map of the planned route (click to enlarge):

Purple= Journey to East Bridgford
Pink= Journey to Cropwell Bishop

Here is the route we actually took (click to enlarge):

Purple= Journey to East Bridgford
Pink= Journey to Cropwell Bishop
Blue= Road that we went down in two directions

I have marketd points of interest onto the map.

Point 1: The road was closed.

Point 2: The road was closed. There was a diversion sign with an arrow. We followed that.

Point 3: We were slightly confused as to why we’d been travelling for an hour already so we ignored the diversion signs and went down the A46, which we knew led to East Bridgford.

Point 4: We arrive at another closed road. My mum gets out and complains to the workers there. They tell us that there is a “huge hole in the middle of the road”. My mum complains a bit more and one of them agrees to drive through the closed road, with us following him.

Point 5: We have yet to find the “huge hole in the middle of the road”. We have however found a small hole in the pavement, and one in the lay-by.
Pete has by this point been sitting in Bingham in the cold for about an hour. He decided to ask his mum to pick him up.

Point 6: Arrive in East Bridgford. Pick John and Tom up. Decide to go to Cropwell a different way.

Point 7: Arrive at Chequers bar and enjoy the gig.

A Simple Trip Home - 8:22 pm - 18-01-2006

The events that take place in this story took place last Friday, I was going to blog the adventure earlier but I got sidetracked by Lampost 8.

The Plan

The plan was simple; it was, in fact, the same plan we’ve had almost every day for the last few weeks.
All we would do is go into Bingham and pick up some food, then stroll to my house and play a bit of SSBM (cuz we’re cool).

It shouldn’t have been a problem.

Leaving School

We started our walk down the school drive only to be stopped by Mr Whiteley (master of all assemblies) who asked to see our passes. I showed him mine and made a casual joke about how well I had forged it. He laughed along with me and everything was jolly. Callum produced a note from his mother giving him permission to go back to my house. Mr Whiteley glanced at this and said that it needed signing by our head of year. Just as we were leaving Mr Rahman pulled up in his sports car and told us that we were not allowed to loiter while in Bingham as he had had complaints from parents about pupils in Bingham and that my name had come up.

While we walked back to school I contemplated the events that must have proceeded Mr Rahman gaining this strange knowledge.

1. Parents of Toot Hill children happen to be in Bingham during our lunch hour.
This part sounds fairly plausible.

2. These parents are offended by our presence and cake-buying activities.
Hmmm… ok.

3. The parents are offended enough to attempt to discover my name.
Why wouldn’t they be offended? I do afterall buy a donut almost everyday.

4. The parents actually succeed in discovering my name.
This is downright silly. How could these parents find out my name merely seeing me in Bingham. I don’t even wear the school uniform- there is no visible link between me and the school.

5. The parents report me to Mr Rahman.
Whatever.

6. Mr Rahman completely ignores the fact that I’m not breaking any school rules and decides to stop me committing such atrocities.
No, surely he wouldn’t do something that silly.

Getting the Note Signed

Myself and Glyn stood talking to Pete and Grace in the carpark while Callum went to find Mr Taylor. He was busy so he returned to Mr Whiteley who told him to go to Mrs Marchant.

Glyn and I accompanied him to her office. She was in, which was a pleasant surprise, but she was on the phone. At least it looked like she was on the phone- she could have been holding a phone to her ear in an attempt to prevent visitors arriving. The three of us waited a while.

Eventually Glyn and I were kicked out of the corridor. We waited with Pete and Grace in the carpark. Mr Whiteley left his position on the school drive and Callum reemerged. He hadn’t managed to speak to Mrs Marchant but the badass did not care!

Down to Bingham went Pete, Glyn, Callum and I!

Ambush!

We bought our sandwichs and cakes and began walking towards my mother’s house. We saw Mr Rahman on the way, so to avoid any conflict we avoided him and maintained a constant speed so that we couldn’t be accused of loitering.

Unfortunately, our efforts were to no avail and Mr Rahman summoned us. He started by repeating what he had said previously about loitering. I pointed out that we were in fact walking towards my house. He must have noticed that he had been defeated because he then turned to Callum and asked him if he had a lunchtime pass. Callum muttered a lie of some kind and Mr Rahman sent him back to school and sent us home.

We went back and only had time for one game before having to set off back for school.

Caught Again!

As we climbed the school drive we heard the bell go. Mr Rahman was standing at the top of the hill. He pointed out that we were late (by five seconds). I was tempted to remind him that we had been delayed by about 15 minutes by the Mr Whitely and himself but I refrained.

I hate Toot Hill.